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Sep 8

An Itty-Bitty, Teeny-Weeny Foe

Just a drabble because I wanted to torture Edgeworth ^^;

Length: 210 words

Enjoy?

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If he had to be honest with himself, Miles Edgeworth would admit that he is not the strongest man in the world, neither mentally nor physically. But to be fair, he had been to Hell and back, so he figures that has to count for something.

Which is why he is currently beyond mortified at his body’s betrayal of his pride: crouching on the seat of his chair while holding onto its back with a vice-like death-grip, voice squeaking an octave higher than usual as he commands, “Get that CREATURE out of my sight, Detective!”

"Aww, but it’s just an itty-bitty, teeny-weeny daddy longlegs, sir!"

"It could be a mommy shortarms for all I care! Just get rid of it before I roll the paycheck you were going to receive up into the instrument of its demise!"

Gumshoe waits for the little critter to climb onto his hand before he gets up and leaves the high prosecutor’s office, whispering, “It’s OK, little fella. Mr. Edgeworth didn’t mean any of that, but just in case he did, let’s get you back home out on the lawn.”

It would take Edgeworth another 5 minutes and multiple scans of the floor around his desk before he is finally satisfied that the threat was truly well and gone.

Sep 7

carmine accidenti?

edgequill:

carmine???

accidenti?????

car accident?????????

i fucking trusted u guys i TRUSTED Y

At least it’s just as bad as the Japanese pun…

ジョバンニ・ジコール (Jobanni Jikouru, which I’ve seen romanized as Giovanni Jecole)

序盤に事故る (joban ni jikoru)

Traffic accident in the opening moves of a game (of igo or chess)

Fucking miracles.

Misc. 1

"Wright, what are you doing here? I nearly ran you over."

"Just stopping by to say ‘hi’. Unless that became illegal sometime in the last two days…?"

"You know full well I’m in a rush, what with that big trial today—"

"Which is exactly why I’m here — you forgot your badge this morning."

"Gnrk! W-Well, it’s not as though anyone would’ve found out."

"No, but what kind of example would you have been setting for your subordinates if someone had, Mr. Chief Prosecutor?"

"…"

"Now get outta here, and I’ll see you later."

"Good luck with your trial, too."

"Thanks, but I’m the king of good luck!"

"Mmm… Don’t I know it."

Jun 6

The dream is real :D

(Source: http)

Jun 5

turnaboutsweetheart:

apollothrustice:

little ace attorney villain things; becoming a witness for your crime instead of just running away

Having your own theme when you don’t need it

Jun 4
Maya Fey, Ace Fandom Channeler

Maya Fey, Ace Fandom Channeler

Official AA2 Guidebook

Apparently, the only important thing that Nick the toilet freak MUST DO in the hallway is CHECK THE TOILET…

(Granted, Phoenix up and excitedly tells you “look, there’s a toilet back there” in his intro blurb, but well played, guidebook. Well played.)

Official AA2 Guidebook

Apparently, the only important thing that Nick the toilet freak MUST DO in the hallway is CHECK THE TOILET…

(Granted, Phoenix up and excitedly tells you “look, there’s a toilet back there” in his intro blurb, but well played, guidebook. Well played.)

May 2

ace-lazyass:

Narumitsu wedding dance

I still have yet to find a perfect slow dance song for these two